OTTAWA – Local man Matthew Kearns has admitted that, despite despising Trump and wanting Canada to remain independent, it would almost be worth becoming the 51st state just to watch American politicians and media try to wrap their heads around Quebec. “I’m a proud Canadian and wouldn’t sacrifice our independence and heritage for anything,” said […]

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Proof that style doesn’t have to cost a fortune. It’s our monthly list of ten picks, each individually costing less than seventy five bucks. Got a tip on something for under $75? Send those in to joe@dappered.com.

Goodfellow & Co. Moroccan Mint & Cedar Beard Balm – $7.99

It’s beard season. This is a solid stocking stuffer, and something to make his beard smell less like… a dirty stocking. While the hair on your face is different than the hair on top of your head, gently conditioning it every once in a while is a good idea. Softens without greasing down. Smells good without being overpowering. Cheap.

Nordstrom Mercer Leather Belts – $33.17 ($49.50)

A basic dress belt that can also pull some smart-casual duty. Buckle is subdued and not some clunky thing. Three colors, on sale, and they ship and return for free since they’re from Nordstrom proper.

BR Factory Moleskin Tapered Fit Cargos – $50ish

Cargos… really? Sure. But these aren’t oversized 90’s cargos. These come in a tapered fit and are made of super-soft, winter appropriate brushed cotton moleskin. So yeah, just this once. Cargos. Maybe. I mean, shoveling is hard work. Gotta keep your snacks somewhere, right?

Worn & Wound strap changing multi-tool – $34 ($38)

A neat little gift or acquisition for oneself for the watch fans out there. Perfect for travel and miles ahead of the cheap-as-hades tools that are thrown into inexpensive watch repair kits. Has everything you need in one nifty tool: .8mm poker, 1.6mm fork, 1.4mm flat head, 1.8mm flat head. And sometimes you need two screwdrivers, so their “multi-tool splits in half transforming into two tools, one for bracing, the other for turning.” Wow that’s smart.

Todd Snyder Made in the USA Long Sleeve Slub Tees – $47.20 w/ 20EXTRA ($78)

Price is certainly a lot more than a $8 Target tee (or $5 as was the case over the weekend…) but these are for those who prefer to buy Made in the USA stuff when they can. Slub-Spun Jersey, garment-dyed, and comes with a button-through chest pocket.

Ritual Zero Proof Rum Alternative – $29.99

An early heads up for those who are thinking about doing the Dry January thing this year, as this stuff can sometimes sell out in early January. Ritual’s Rum is one of the better Zero-Poof “spirits” on the market. There’s actually a bit of spice/heat to this. Look, it’s not the real deal, and it’s certainly not navy-strength like Smith & Cross (57% ABV). But there’s a little bit of “there” in there. Not much, but more than other booze-free spirits. Shown here mixed with Brew Dr.’s “Clear Mind” Kombucha, and a squeeze of lemon. Makes a great, easy, and not overly sweet Mocktail. Ritual Rum also makes a fantastic 0% hot toddy.

Huckberry USA Made Acrylic Watch Caps – $25 (or 2 for $40)

Acrylic and not wool, but for those who have a wool allergy (or just want to save some money and still buy Made in the USA) then these could do the trick.

Charles Tyrwhitt Ocean Blue Long Sleeve Smart Jersey Polo – $44.75 ($109)

Part of their just launched End of Season sale. Versatile blue shade, super smooth mercerized cotton, and hidden under collar buttons. These polos are perfect for wearing under sportcoats, blazers, and suit jackets. But shipping is steep at CT. Try $14.95 to ship that one polo, as their goods still ship from the U.K. So, probably best for those who already have experience with these polos. Also be aware that they can shrink up in the wash depending on your facilities/whether you use the dryer, etc.

Nike Killshot 2 in Vintage Green – $67.50 ($90)

How very festive. 25% off. No code needed. Discount should happen in your cart.

James Brown’s Funky Christmas

Because by now I think we’ve all had our annual fill of Mariah and Bing.

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NEW YORK CITY – Times Magazine has announced that Donald Trump has been named in their latest issue as their Person of the year, stretching the definition of “person” to its absolute limit. “He was born of man, consumes organic resources to fuel respiration, and is capable of rudimentary speech. By the definitions of most […]

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TORONTO – Premier Doug Ford’s government successfully passed a bill today allowing municipalities to create bike paths throughout the province so long as they lead to a wall with the image of a tunnel painted on it. The government has earmarked $250,000 for the project, primarily for paint supplies. Premier Doug Ford said, “I was […]

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