JASPER BC—According to sources close to the matter, primarily their quietly baffled cat, Muffins, Hannah Mitchell and Victor Chang successfully spent five straight hours on Friday date night refusing to impose any preference on each other and concluding every conversation with “whatever works for you,” before eventually drifting off to sleep without having made a […]

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OTTAWA – Reports are coming in that Canadians from coast to coast engaged in horrifying acts of rudeness, thoughtlessness, and impoliteness during this year’s Purge Day: Canadian Edition. “The famously self-effacing spirit of our country doesn’t just happen,” said Emmett Barwick, Professor of Sociology at Memorial University of Newfoundland. “We need a day to blow […]

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OTTAWA – Alberta Premier Danielle Smith has presented newly-sworn-in Prime Minister Mark Carney with a list of demands, along with promises to “blow up this entire country and myself so help me God I’ll do it!” The list of demands, printed entirely from letters cut out of SunCor “clean oil” pamphlets, was delivered to PM […]

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Lethbridge, AB – Conservative party leader, Pierre Poilievre, spoke to a mystified crowd of supporters as he promised to go to Ottawa and “Dink the Rink” while standing in front of a banner emblazoned with maple leaves that read “Slime the Grime”. The CPC later explained that their slogan generator may need to undergo some […]

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“The human body can only shake with laughter for so long.” Welcome back to The Beaverton Weekly Report! Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre, Nile Seguin and Clare Blackwood) talk Mark Carney’s first few days in office, the Conservatives struggles to find attack ads that work on a PM who looks like he came out […]

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If you haven’t decluttered your collection of charging cables in a while, searching for the right one can feel a bit like hunting for a single udon noodle in a bowl of fettuccini.

Cables that look almost identical aren’t always compatible with the same devices, and they might have different capabilities—such as faster charging speeds or the ability to transfer data as well as power—that aren’t immediately apparent at a glance.

Plus, unless you take great pains to keep your cables neatly coiled, they can quickly turn an ordinary drawer, desk, or nightstand into a tangled mess.

As a writer who covers powering at Wirecutter, I have more charging cables than most people. So, over the past few years, I’ve developed a few strategies to keep them tidy and organized. Here are my favorites.